Insane behaviour

I've been a bit mental this afternoon. I have a resentment towards my neighbours that comes and goes. It came back big time when I was doing some gardening. Rocks and rubble have appeared in the back garden which I was convinced weren't there before, so I chucked a couple back over the fence. Christ almighty, how childish and considering I haven't ventured out into the garden since the early autumn... And then my neighbour appeared and I muttered, not very under my breath, "Oh God it's the bitch queen in the garden." Hopefully she didn't hear me, but she probably did. She didn't stay very long to read her book. I eventually felt very remorseful and I've hatched a plan to "rescue" the rocks in the dead of night using a garden rake to hoike them back over the fence. I'm groaning inside at the insanity of all this.